From Veil to Hair to Bald

Lucio: Being relatively religious and 'thirsty for knowledge," it is interesting to see the rules/suggestions one may find in different religions. Hey Stygian did you know that in Judaism, Christianity and Islam the act of using a veil is associated with modesty (usually used by woman)? It is said that the shininess of a woman's hair is very attractive, hence the use of veils. I may not understand the importance of this practice but I do respect those who believe in honoring this practice.

Malcolm: Young one listen, you don't have to worry about hair, it's all in the baldness. I just found out something that made my day, did you know that my baldness is more attractive than your full set of hair. I read or saw somewhere (don't ask me where) that bald men release more pheromones(which can be crucial to attraction), and that bald men are more manly. So it sure is a good thing that I (as a bald man) don't have to use a veil, wait, why don't men have to use a veil? Doesn't God see all as equal; however seeing that as a man I don't have to use a veil, I won't bash on your religions. I know what you're thinking, I'm old and outdated but I am one of the most influential freedom fighters from the 50's, so being bald only adds on my awesomeness. Therefore if I have to suffer by having millions of women chase me because of my baldness then women should also be allowed to be chased for their shiny hair!